Wednesday, April 06, 2005

 

THE ARCHIVES YIELD A FEW TIMELESS OBSERVATIONS BY THE SPACEMAN

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The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

Bill Lee

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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

 

A DAY DEVOTED TO SIR CHARLES

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I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

I love New York City; I've got a gun.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

All Charles Barkley

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