Wednesday, January 25, 2006

 

SHE WOULD EVEN DO THE GAY METS - WHETHER THEY LIKED IT OR NOT

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"I told him (Kris) — because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, 'Cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to (have sex with) everybody on your entire team. Coaches, trainers, players.' I would do everybody on his whole team."

Anna Benson (baseball wife, sexual adventuress) during an appearance on Howard Stern's radio show.

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ISIAH NEEDS A HUG

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"What? I can't get any love today?"

What Isiah Thomas is alleged to have said to Anucha Browne Sanders, the Knicks former high-profile senior vice president of marketing.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

 

WHO SAYS FOOTBALL IS GAY?

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"He's got a nice one, a real nice one. I like it. It's better than Ben's."

Denver Broncos tackle George Foster evaluates QB Jake Plummer's . . . . . beard.

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GO FIGURE

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"I am not Bill Belichick and I am not Bill Parcells"

Eric Mangini, new coach of the NY Jets

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Monday, January 09, 2006

 
THE TENSE PROBLEMS AND DOUBLE NEGATIVE DETRACT FROM THE MESSAGE

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"He spit in my face, no man is going to spit in my face. I have a lot of respect for Sean Taylor, but no respect no more."

Tampa Bay Buccaneer Michael Pittman wrestles with the language.

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

 

AND THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY ALL DAY

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"Giants all the way, baby. Mike Strahan is the man. If they stay confident and stay on their game, they can win it for us."

Giants fan Jason Adams

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

 

HOW'S THE CURRENT IRAQ WAR GOING, CHAD?

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"Even though a lot of people don't want to believe me, this time around has been less invasive, and has been much smoother and a little bit easier than the first time."

Unarmed QB Chad Pennington weighs in on the issue of the day.

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