Monday, October 31, 2005

 

IT'S AN INTERESTING GAME IF YOU REALLY PAY ATTENTION

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"We have a delay of game on the defense - performing unnatural acts uncommon to the game of football in an attempt to make the offense jump offside."

Verbatim call from 1st quarter of Patriots Bills game

10/20/05

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Saturday, October 29, 2005

 

WE'RE STILL WORKING ON NEXT YEAR

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"This is this year and last year was last year."

MCCC soccer coach Charlie Inverso

10/28/05

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Friday, October 28, 2005

 

TELL IT TO PHILIP ROTH

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"History is sometimes written beforehand. You can't make things up."

NY Giants running back Tiki Barber.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

 

MJ COMES CLEAN

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"I've had sex with more women that Wilt Chamberlain and I don't care."

"I've taken more drugs than Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston and Robert Downey Jr., put together and I don't care."

"I've lost more money gambling than Bill Bennett and I don't care."

"Jimmy crack corn and I don't care."

Michael Jordan

(raw footage - unaired - from the 60Minutes interview 10/23/05)

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TY TALKS TURKEY

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"The NFL, especially in our division, is crazy. It's an any-given-Sunday scenario every week. No one is sticking out like a sore thumb. But we have to expedite the situation if we want to win."

Jets cornerback Ty Law

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

 

DOGS DISSED

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"I played like a dog."

Alex Rodriguez analyzes his post-season performance.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

 

PASS THE HAT

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"I don't see it happening unless every NBA player is given a stipend to buy clothes,."

Marcus Camby on the new NBA dress code.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 
HE WAS ENJOYING THE SUNSET, SIPPING ON A SHIRLEY TEMPLE, MAYBE SAYING A LITTLE PRAYER

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Cruise staff talking with investigators; Vikings tight-lipped

Crew members who said they were reportedly confronted with Minnesota Vikings players having a wild sex party with women last week on two charter boats cruising Lake Minnetonka met today with Hennepin County Sheriff's detectives who are investigating allegations of prostitution and lewd behavior.

Running back Mewelde Moore said today that he was on board the boat but said media reports that characterized the trip as a sex party “got it all wrong, I guess.”

“Yeah, I was on the boat,” Moore said. “But I don’t know exactly what the problem is because nothing happened.”

Moore said he “didn’t see anything,” including sex acts.

Sex? What are you talking about?” Moore said. “That’s crazy. Sex? Come on. Look, I’m engaged. So none of that. That will put me in trouble.”

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RON ARTEST CHANNELS IRON MKE

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"I'm still going to be playing hard, out of control, just wild like an animal. I need to be caged in and I will let the referees handle it."

Ron Artest is looking forward to the upcoming season.

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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

 

THAT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE, HERM. WHO'S NEXT WHEN VINNY GOES DOWN? BOOMER? KEN O'BRIEN? BROWNY NAGLE?

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"Yeah, I can do some different things (scheme-wise) with Vinny, but, to me, the most important thing is the guy's won and the guy's played quarterback in this league."

Jets coach Herm Edwards on "new" QB Vinny Testaverde

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